THORAX PDA!!

Dear Fellow fan of Utter Stardom,

We're just as sick of unsolicited emails as you are. That's why we're sending
this FREE EMAIL ADVERTISEMENT to you free of solicitaion!! Don't ask us!
We just work here!

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our fast talk and cheap hotels! An open door at THORAX CORPORATION LLC,,.
is a SECURITY VIOLATION! But an open door to STARDOM always leads to better
interest.

Talk about pushy, we won't stop until you've laid it down with THORAX CORPORATION
LLC,,. eleven times!

What we're offering is different, in fact, it's mifferent. Not only because
THORAX CORPORATION LLC,,. is the only Stardom game in town, but because
we're the ONLY stardom game in town. We make the difference that all the
others despise.

You want a TOTAL STARDOM SOLUTION for your new wife or mistress? Look on
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You want proof? 1 in 5 males ages 18-24 just brought over a WHOLE HUGE PILE
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We know PALMTOP DEVICES are all the rage, in fact, we're so pissed off we
can hardly stand it. But we won't let that stop us. THORAX PDA is engineered
twice. That's TWO TIMES! Here's how it works:

-Get an idea
-Now get a good idea
-Write it down on a napkin AND YOU'RE ALL SET

We're taking submissions all day, heck, all yesterday! Send us anything!
Know what PDA stands for? Let us know! Got an idea for a Second Income Breeze?
Give us the scoop. Remember the time? Show us your goods!!

This will make us rich. No, scratch that, this will make us FILTHY! And
we promise that any benefit for THORAX CORPORATION LLC,,. is a benefit for
Gent Delabor, Sr.